January 2011
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About to leave for London.
Probably going to spend a week or so back with the family and the girlfriend. Will be nice to not have to pay for food and maybe get a few meals cooked for me - my mum makes an amazing vegetable curry. Also looking forward to cycling in the busy traffic as it’s such a nice mentally stimulating form of transport. Maaaaaashing.
Funny thing at the Jobcentre.
They always make you go look at the job stations which are basically simple computers which display lists of job vacancies. And today I was scrolling through and I found one for a “mechanical electrical ass”. Seems pretty good for a rate of £7-£9 an hour. Obviously it was just a truncated form of ‘assistant’, was still funny though.
I just almost died of fright.
Set up my iPod alarm with some speakers and didn’t realise just how loud I’d left it. 8am and fast asleep and then suddenly I’m getting aurally assaulted by Bury Your Dead. I momentarily believed I may have been experiencing a mild heart attack.
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I'm toasting a baguette in a toaster.
This is sick.
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http://josephxkendrick.tumblr.com/ask →
I’ve never posted one of these before so I wonder if I’ll get any interesting questions. Sweet.
I had a dream.
Everything was perfect, almost. I didn’t have money troubles. My room was tidy. I was feeling clear-headed and positive about my upcoming exam. And then I woke up and everything crumbled again. Oh.
EPT madness!
There’s this nutter in the London EPT folding KJ on a JJ8 board to a raise with 4:1 pot odds. It was actually a good fold as the other guy had AJ - but still, that’s not a good play in the long run at all. He also folded KK preflop. Like, what the…!?!?!
A TED talk on sea creatures. →
David Gallo shows jaw-dropping footage of amazing sea creatures, including a color-shifting cuttlefish, a perfectly camouflaged octopus, and a Times Square’s worth of neon light displays from fish who live in the blackest depths of the ocean.
European Poker Tour on 4OD. →
So this is what is going to keep me up until day-break. Sweet!
Bacon consumption auction.
Drunk guy at party: “Would you eat a bacon sandwich for £10?”
Me: “No!” DGAP: “How about £20?”
Me: *Lol*
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i've eaten so much fake meat today
rorryxo:
started off with a big boy plate of pasta with veggie mince, onion and garlic tomato sauce, garlic flavour nando’s sauce and stupid amount of pure spread
followed by some schnitzels and a mixed leaf salad with vinegar, oil, salt, lemon, and mayo
and now i’m having two cheatin ham sandwiches with more mayo. oh and some cocopops too, and various cups of tea, 6 sugars. yum
if this...
Basketball fan does front flip slam dunk while on... →
So annoying that I can’t embed the video on my blog directly. But trust me, this is amazing.
rorryxo:
i feel like going crazy and dying my hair a million different colours will all the dyes i can find in my room… errr….
Hot. Do it.
Free bread.
I just love that we have a nice bakery nearby that makes some of the nicest bread ever. Rye bread. Seeded brown bread. Oregano ciabatta. Sliced white loaves - if you’re that way inclined. It’s also pretty good that we get it all for free from their bins. Probably got about £35 worth tonight. Saving the planet and my bank balance one step at a time.
I'm fucked.
It’s either the cold, the fact I haven’t eaten much today or my bike being in such a bad condition or a combination of all three. My teeth hurt, my chest hurts and my legs have gone to jelly. I admit I haven’t been out riding my bike hard recently but I wasn’t expecting to be in this bad of a state. Weak.
Going out maaaaaaaaashing to some First Blood
YEAH!
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Do you really care about veganism and the rest of...
Making positive life choices is sooooo pretentious.
I answer honestly and will try to give an in depth answer if I find your question worthy…
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WatchI wish you could hear all the stuff I was saying clearly. I didn’t know she was filming this. So jokes.
I want to paint my bike all black
But I don’t want to destroy all the hyper-cool stickers I have on it. Tough decision. I need to do something with it though and I don’t have any money to buy anything new for it, so yeah. Oh.
I usually find straight edge people hugely...
lesv:
WHAT THE FUCK? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Nope, they’re just better than you.
Some fool at a party last night...
lesv:
josephxkendrick:
…started going on about how vegans are cunts and about how I probably have a really low BMI and . My BMI is about 22.8 which is almost overweight. He was drinking and eating malted milk biscuits - what a pussy.
You went to a party last night? Weird…
Only to eat their Pringles and do basement climbing.